Its Saturday arvo 2020+2 (that’s day's not year's well I hope it's not year's, it feel's like year's, but it's not I hope.) Well its Saturday arvo, sh_t I've already said that, it feels like I've been here for hours well at least from 10am covering the secret service.
There's been a development, due to Dr Mc Coy's short sightedness on the account of his age (he's been around for a while tracking across the universe.) the giraffe's ear has been reattached backwards. This can be seen as a disaster (as some around here would view this slight error) or to the majority of us this is seen as a positive as now the giraffe can hear behind him as well as what's in front of him. Wouldn't that be cool?
Just had cous cous for tea. Who invented this cr_p, what is it any way. It looks like something that comes out if a tree once the borers have moved in.
The elephant is becoming some what agitated as it seems his mate the giraffe is getting all the attention, he may stampede through the butter.
All these interesting facts pale into insignificance such as a grain of sand on a foreign shore is dwarfed by the immense beauty of our very own sun. The startling revelations the elephant has stumbled upon, well more like slipped as his feet are covered in butter are out standing, shocking and totally incomprehensible and may very well unravel the very fabric of time the universe and everything. (64) Darn!
Running out of time, paper and pen, you know there's apparently a shortage.
So stay tuned for the ground breaking news from the elephant.
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