Boiler report 10th

Went to clean the diverter flap (flappy thing out the back) and bugger me if it wasn’t jammed open. After closer inspection I managed to find the offending obstruction, it was the giraffe's ear, a little worst for wear but still recognisable. (Maybe the giraffe tried to get through when he had that terrible incident with the stack- see August 6th, 7th&9th.)
Quick call Dr Mc Coy, Scotty we need full power, "no no captain I can not give er any more"(said in a thick Scottish accent)
What are we to do the Clingons are on the starboard bow and closing. The giraffe is deliriously happy at the surprise appearance of his lost appendage and the elephant still has no hands. Bugger! Oh No I've got writers block, I'm lost for words, bugger again, quick beam me up Scotty, Zap! Wow look I'm on the stack; cool you can see all Kalangadoo from up here.
Epilogue,
Date 2020+1
Also done some stuff around the boiler and made some steam.