It's Sunday evening and all is fine. I bet you are all sitting on the edge of your seats waiting for the elephant to reveal his mind boggling theory of the universe according to Luke chapter 4, verses 5to23..
Well we've run into a few hiccups and every thing is now just a big cock-up. As you may well remember I am still stuck up a stack (August 10th) and there's no room up here for the elephant as well as that these dam stairs are too small for him to ascend. Who ever designed them obviously didn’t have the elephant's stature in mind not to mention his comfort and the fact his feet are slippery due to the butter well we won't go there.
Before the elephant can ascend the stairs to talk to me and reveal all, he has to get off the Enterprise, how I don't know as the same person who designed the stairs obviously designed the transporter and the elephant can only get his trunk in. If the elephant can get to a window we could try sign language but bugger me remember no hands therefore useless. (Curse this no hand world August 6th.)
Any way back to the revelation, what could it be? Speculating it could be some kind of explanation about cous cous, or then again it could be about 64 which should be 42 and what's that got to do with anything. It could have something to do with postal workers or how did butter even get into the story line. Well we'll just have to wait and see if we can set up some lines of communication between us and the elephant.
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